Ever wished your clothes were magic?

Let’s face it…clothes are boring these days. You wear ‘em. You wash ‘em. You wear ‘em again.

Sure they keep you warm. Some of them look OK. And yeah, they cover your privates.

But where’s the magic? The spark that makes you throw on a shirt and feel like an absolute legend.

Well, the GetShirtz team rented a Delorean and took a trip to Yester-Year in search of something better. And we found it!

Or should I say, we found them…

At the edge of a mystical forest, at the top of a majestic mountain, just above the silvery clouds, we came across a glorious castle (actually it was more of a factory that looked like a castle).

And in that castle/factory lived an army of Elves.

Not just any Elves...Magic Elves.

And these magic Elves were making clothes.

Not just any clothes...Magic clothes.

(If you didn’t guess that already, don’t take an IQ test - you won’t like the results)

Clothes that had the power to help people feel braver, confident-er, and even more charming-er. To help people fit in, or to stand out from the crowd. And best of all, the power to bring a smile to someone’s face and a laugh to their day.

The Elves worked and worked at their wondrous craft. Day and night, night and day. Even the younglings. Babies, hardly older than 70.

In fact, looking back, conditions were terrible. These Elves needed a union rep.

Luckily our intern at the time, Dave, could speak a bit of Elvish.

We asked Dave to ask them what it would take for them to leave their home. To come with us and share their mystical clothing arts with the people of Nowadays.

Dave asked

We waited

When they replied

Dave translated

Turns out all they wanted was a decent work schedule, breaks to eat and sleep, and a couple of weeks annual vacation, to visit Yester-Year.

“DEAL!” we said. 

We shook hands, slayed some Orcs, had a quick feast (Dave didn’t drink, he was driving), and a quick 88 mph Delorean ride later we were back in Nowadays Georgia.

And they’ve been happily weaving their magic into every GetShirtz product ever since. Even into the mailing bags (which adds a little something to help the USPS guy through his day).

The result?

GetShirtz products are the only products in the world (Nowadays) which are guaranteed to contain 100% original Elf magic from the liberated Elves of Yester-Year.

The powerful technique our Elves use - known as Elf-Weave - can’t be found anywhere else.

And that’s why we have a unique guarantee:

If you can prove that wearing your GetShirtz shirt doesn’t fill you with magical power, we’ll send Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, round to your house to fix it. And if that still doesn’t work, we’ll give you a full refund and you can keep the shirt. (But it will work ‘coz Helenaya’s very good at her job)

GetShirtz shirts don’t just make you look good—they’re woven with magic that makes you feel good, boosts your confidence and helps you feel like you've got your life together (even when you don't).

Doesn't matter if you want to stand out in a crowd, or fit in perfectly with your crew. Our shirts adapt to your vibe—because that’s the power of Elf magic.

And let’s not forget, these shirts have the power to make people laugh. Because that's the bestest and most powerfulest power of all.

Take a peek at our massive range all designed and crafted by the Yester-Year Elves, now happily working their magic in Nowadays Georgia.

Transform your wardrobe—and your life—with a dash of Elf magic.

Shop now and let the magic begin… because ordinary clothes are for ordinary folks. And you, my friend, deserve the extraordinary.

P.S.
If you think Elves only make cutesy wholesome shirts about fantasy stories, unicorns, and puppy-dogs…think again