{"title":"Humor \u0026 Sarcasm","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"am-i-perfect","title":"Am I Perfect","description":"\n\u003cdiv class=\"cgt-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"tabs clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"#tab-1\" class=\"active\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"#tab-2\"\u003eElf Answers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"#tab-3\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"#tab-4\"\u003eGuarantee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cgt-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\" class=\"tab active\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"responsive-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShould I order this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We hear you cry. The answer is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eyes!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Read on to learn why…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost shirts are boring, GetShirtz are not. Created by Elves, a magical lot. Soft as a whisper, strong as a spell, woven with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e which fits you so well. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for true comfort and built to last, crafted with style that’s unsurpassed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdapts to your day, whether big or small. Stand out with pride, or blend in with all. With confident charm stitched into each thread, bringing good vibes wherever you tread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for gifting in every way. Guaranteed smiles to make someone’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have zero doubt your shirt will be ace, but we make returns simple, just in case. Plus if you need help, our service is grand, Elves (and some humans), lending a hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if by chance it does not meet your dreams, our Elf Guarantee is as strong as it seems. We stand by our magic, and we’ll make it right: Exchange or full refund, no need for a fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re in a hurry? Just say no more. Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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With confident charm stitched into each thread, bringing good vibes wherever you tread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for gifting in every way. Guaranteed smiles to make someone’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have zero doubt your shirt will be ace, but we make returns simple, just in case. Plus if you need help, our service is grand, Elves (and some humans), lending a hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if by chance it does not meet your dreams, our Elf Guarantee is as strong as it seems. We stand by our magic, and we’ll make it right: Exchange or full refund, no need for a fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re in a hurry? Just say no more. Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40413224403026,"sku":"I May Be Old-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40413224435794,"sku":"I May Be Old-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40413224468562,"sku":"I May Be Old-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40413224501330,"sku":"I May Be Old-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40413224534098,"sku":"I May Be Old-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-2X","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40423199735890,"sku":"Being Tired-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40423199768658,"sku":"Being Tired-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40423199801426,"sku":"Being Tired-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40423199834194,"sku":"Being Tired-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40423199866962,"sku":"Being Tired-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-2X","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Short 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Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427477631058,"sku":"Would you like to solve the puzzle-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427477663826,"sku":"Would you like to solve the puzzle-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427477696594,"sku":"Would you like to solve the puzzle-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427477729362,"sku":"Would you like to solve the puzzle-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427477762130,"sku":"Would you like to solve 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427498504274,"sku":"Your Secret's Safe With Me-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427498537042,"sku":"Your Secret's Safe With Me-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427498569810,"sku":"Your Secret's Safe With Me-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427498602578,"sku":"Your Secret's Safe With Me-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40427498635346,"sku":"Your Secret's Safe With Me-Black-Short Sleeve 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435539148882,"sku":"Adulting Would Not Recommend-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435539181650,"sku":"Adulting Would Not Recommend-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435539214418,"sku":"Adulting Would Not Recommend-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435539247186,"sku":"Adulting Would Not Recommend-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435539279954,"sku":"Adulting Would Not Recommend-Black-Short Sleeve 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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With confident charm stitched into each thread, bringing good vibes wherever you tread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for gifting in every way. Guaranteed smiles to make someone’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have zero doubt your shirt will be ace, but we make returns simple, just in case. Plus if you need help, our service is grand, Elves (and some humans), lending a hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if by chance it does not meet your dreams, our Elf Guarantee is as strong as it seems. We stand by our magic, and we’ll make it right: Exchange or full refund, no need for a fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re in a hurry? Just say no more. Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435684769874,"sku":"I Just Got You This Shirt Love, Your Daughter-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435684802642,"sku":"I Just Got You This Shirt Love, Your Daughter-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435684835410,"sku":"I Just Got You This Shirt Love, Your Daughter-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40435684868178,"sku":"I Just Got You This Shirt Love, Your Daughter-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492590923858,"sku":"By Age 50-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492590956626,"sku":"By Age 50-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492590989394,"sku":"By Age 50-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492591022162,"sku":"By Age 50-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492591054930,"sku":"By Age 50-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-2X","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Short Sleeve Tee 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Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492625395794,"sku":"I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492625428562,"sku":"I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492625461330,"sku":"I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492625494098,"sku":"I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492625526866,"sku":"I Prefer Not 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. Whatever it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"GetShirtz","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492772950098,"sku":"If Fat Means Flavor-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492772982866,"sku":"If Fat Means Flavor-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492773015634,"sku":"If Fat Means Flavor-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492773048402,"sku":"If Fat Means Flavor-Black-Short Sleeve Tee-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Short Sleeve Tee \/ Black","offer_id":40492773081170,"sku":"If Fat Means Flavor-Black-Short Sleeve 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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With confident charm stitched into each thread, bringing good vibes wherever you tread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for gifting in every way. Guaranteed smiles to make someone’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have zero doubt your shirt will be ace, but we make returns simple, just in case. Plus if you need help, our service is grand, Elves (and some humans), lending a hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if by chance it does not meet your dreams, our Elf Guarantee is as strong as it seems. We stand by our magic, and we’ll make it right: Exchange or full refund, no need for a fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re in a hurry? Just say no more. Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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Speedy delivery straight to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeek at the Sizing Scroll, get your fit right. Read our Elf Answers to set questions right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur customers love us, what more can we say…100K plus and growing each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo why choose average when you can choose great? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart now—before it’s too late!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eP.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling confused about Elves and Elf-Weave? Check out Our Story before you leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-2\" class=\"tab\"\u003e    \n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\nhr {\n    border:0; \n    height:10px;\n    background-color:#25B99C;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What makes GetShirtz products so special?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e They’re made by Magic Elves. Have you even read \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #16b99d;\" data-sanitized-target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #16b99d;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/about-us-new\"\u003eour story\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Read the story first, ask questions later!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What are GetShirtz products made of?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our shirts are the finest ringspun cotton (known in Elvish as “Cottus Perfecta”) for a gentle, breathable feel.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoodies \u0026amp; sweaters are crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (what the Elves call “Cozyfibre Miximus”).\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce the fabric is prepared, our Elves use \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/i\u003e to bring each design to life. This is better than the best quality printing techniques known to man - plus it adds the magic we’re famous for.\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe result? A durable, vibrant garment of the highest quality and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you listen closely, you might hear the fabric hum with magic when you first put it on—fear not, that’s just the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e settling in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What exactly is Elf-Weave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eElf-Weave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the ancient, magical technique our Elves use to craft every GetShirtz product. It’s a mix of timeless craftsmanship, mystical energy, and a sprinkle of stardust. No ordinary mortal could replicate it, so we suggest leaving it to the pros.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re curious, try saying 'Weavus Magicus' while wearing your shirt—just be ready for some extra spark.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Are your shirts really magic?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Yes. Our shirts are woven with genuine Elf magic, designed to boost your confidence, charm, and overall vibe. Side effects may include random acts of heroism and uncontrollable bouts of laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Wear your shirt on a Monday—it’s the perfect antidote to any lingering weekend blues.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have carefully crafted a \u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003e\u003ca data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #f08e02;\" href=\"https:\/\/getshirtz.com\/pages\/size-scroll\" title=\"Sizing Scroll\" style=\"color: #f08e02;\"\u003eSizing Scroll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to help you find the perfect fit—because even magic works better when it fits just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re stuck between sizes, do a quick twirl in front of the mirror—whichever size feels more heroic is the right choice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What’s your return policy?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’re confident our Sizing Scroll will serve you well, we understand that sometimes things don’t fit quite right. If that happens, you can return it within 60 days. Just make sure it’s still in its original condition (no magical mishaps, please!). Let us know what size you need to change to and we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “Thanks, that was fast.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Before returning, give your shirt one last hug—sometimes all it needs is a little extra love to reignite the magic.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: What if my shirt doesn’t feel magical? (Do you have a guarantee?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e If your shirt isn’t filling you with magical power, or there’s something else wrong with it, don’t panic. Helenaya, our Quality Assurance Elf, will personally come round and fix it. And if that doesn’t work (which it will, because Helenaya’s amazing), we’ll send a replacement or give you a full refund. But remember, magic sometimes needs a little time to settle in—so try it on again tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If the magic’s feeling a little faint, try pairing your shirt with your favorite lucky socks—double the charm.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How fast will I get my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves work at lightning speed—though not quite 88 mph! Most orders ship out within 1-2 business days, and then it’s up to the USPS (who are also benefiting from a little Elf magic) to get it to your door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you’re in a rush, leave a carrot out for the postman’s steed—magic likes to reward kindness.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Is it true that GetShirtz mailing bags are enchanted too?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Indeed they are. Every mailing bag is sprinkled with a bit of Elf magic to help brighten your mail carrier’s day. We’ve heard reports of spontaneous smiles, bursts of energy, and even the occasional dance move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If your mail carrier seems extra peppy, give them a high-five—it’s probably the Elf magic at work.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I wash my shirt? Will the magic wash out?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Fear not, mortal. Our Elf-Weave technique ensures that the magic is woven right into the fabric. Simply wash inside out in cold water, air dry, and your shirt will be ready to enchant again. However, we do recommend avoiding dragon fire and potions of invisibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For an extra boost of magic, hang your shirt under the moonlight to dry—it’ll take A LOT longer, but it’s worth it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Where do the Elves work?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Our Elves have happily set up shop in Nowadays Georgia, where they’re hard at work weaving magic into every GetShirtz product. They have a cozy little corner in our factory that’s decked out with everything they need—like enchanted looms, an endless supply of cookies, and bottomless hot-chocolates. (\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAle on the weekends and Margaritas on Tuesdays from five\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"Want to make \u003c\/span\u003efriends with an Elf? Send cookies—lots and lots of cookies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: Can I request a custom spell to be woven into my shirt?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e While we’d love to accommodate every magical request, our Elves are currently focused on perfecting their core spells—like the ones that make you look awesome, feel unstoppable, and keep you smiling all day. Custom spells are reserved for special occasions, like when we need to turn Dave into a frog (again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"If you need a little extra magic, just whisper 'Elves, assemble' before putting on your shirt.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" data-mce-style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\" style=\"height: 2px; background-color: #a6e7da;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQ: How do I summon a support elf?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSimply wave your arms in the air, chant “Helpus Nowicus” 69 times, and sprinkle a pinch of stardust into the wind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr, if you're out of stardust, you can just email us at help@getshirtz.com. Our Elves (and some humans) are standing by, ready to assist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \"For faster results, try sending your message with a voucher for Mrs Fields —we always appreciate a snack.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-3\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703%20%C3%97%204286.png?v=1727321036\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/sizes-scroll-c_2703 × 4286.png?v=1727321036\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"float: none;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Sizing_Scroll_2-update_15256a30-cdf1-4441-8d8b-8bab2ca2149c.png?v=1729149517\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-4\" class=\"tab\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/6475\/files\/Untitled-2.png?v=1729042179\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEvery Elf who works at GetShirtz is required to take the following oath... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #25b99c;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #25b99c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e“By the power of ElfWeave and magical thread,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI swear on my ears and the cookies I’m fed,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat each item crafted is crafted with care,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith magic, precision, and quality rare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf in 60 days you’re not filled with glee,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eReturn it, no questions—your refund’s on me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eI stand by my work, both day and night,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor a true Elven promise is always right.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis serves as the strongest quality guarantee you could find anywhere in the Nowadays world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you find any issue or defect with your order, simply get in touch within 60 days and we’ll make it right. 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